B: Hey, what's up?
Me: We don't have fire extinguishers.
B: We don't?
B: What happened?
Me: Nothing, I just discovered we didn't have any.
B: How did you discover that? WHY did you discover that?
Me: I just did.
Me: That'd be crazy, right. *pause* You're not coming home for lunch, are you?
Me: No reason. I was just gonna say, you should wait, like...30, 45 minutes or so.
Me: Matter of fact, let me call you right back.