Me: *serious face*
Mom: What's the matter with you?
Me: Mom, seriously, you have to stop cursing around the kids.
Mom: What are you talking about, I don't curse around my babies!
Me: You told them to calm their little asses down today.
Mom: 'Ass' is not a curse word.
Me: Mother *sigh*
Mom: It's not! Besides, they'll be in regular school soon. You want them to get there and not know any of the lingo? You should be thanking me. *walks out*