1-People that put eggs on salads. Why? Eggs are for breakfast, to be scrambled with cheese and served next to bacon - not on shrubbery.
2-People that don't like Will Ferrell movies. Why? He's Ricky Bobby...Ricky Damn Bobby!
3-People that drink wine through a straw. Why? Don't make me explain this one.
4-People that say 'irregardless'. Why: Jesus doesn't even like these people.
5-People from Montana. Why? No real reason, I've just never met a Montanan, so I'm pretty sure they don't exist.