Monday, August 10, 2015

Marriage Matters: Minimum Wage

Benny walked past the laundry room while I was sorting clothes. We both looked at the ground at the same time. 
Me: Hey!
B: Hey - five dollars! *snatch*
Me: Wait that was mine! 
B: What are you talking about, I told you I lost some money two days ago!
Me: No, finders keepers! I'm the one sittin' here doing the daggone laundry.
*looks around* But you're washing MY clothes!
Me: *snatches it back* Yeah, and you should be ashamed you're only paying me five dollars! *walks away*
B: *sigh*

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