Mom: Hey...hey...can you see me?
Me: Yeah, hey...what took you so long?
Mom: I was gettin' off the phone with your daddy. Where are my babies?
Me: Ashton! Roman! Come to the kitchen! *pause* Why are you smirking like that?
Mom: I'm not smirking.
Me: Ashton, come downstairs! *pause* You look funny.
Mom: Thanks a lot, you ain't too hot either.
Me: You're, like, smiling weird. *laughing* You and daddy havin' phone sex now?
Mom: And if I was? Call it the 40 year itch...gotta get creative. *wiggles eyebrows*