But it never fails, no matter how long I've been away, by the time I've returned the children have defected and become Team Daddy. All the memories of the
Me: Guys! Come and eat dinner!
Ashton: But it was a movie and it was called The Incredibles. So?
Me: Yeah...still no.
Ashton: Okay *hands up* I think you're saying that because you've never seen it. Let me tell you, it was called The Incredibles and it was incredible! Do you understand now?
Me: *blink blink*
Ashton: *sigh* You make it hard for me sometimes.
Me: My sentiments exactly, sister.